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Grocery Shopping
Someone on Facebook asked, “Why is grocery shopping so exhausting?” Here’s why, in a nutshell: This is not as easy as it looks… Clean out the fridge…grumble about ridiculous amount of leftovers you’re...
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Rodalena Recipes: Boudin Balls
“What the blazes is boudin?” my friend Jo asked me yesterday, in much the same way a southerner might ask, “What in tarnation is a baba ganoush?”, but with a completely different accent. Poor thing....
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Rodalena Recipes: Chocolate Chip Cookie Pie
“The End is Nigh!” the man shouted. “Is there still time for hot chocolate?” Riley asked. The-End-is-Nigh guy blinked. “Ah, maybe, I don’t know.” ~Jane Oliver, “Forbidden” Well, kids, according to...
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Rodalena Recipes: Sour Cream Chicken Enchiladas
How To Please a Crowd: Step 1: Take your shoes off. Turn on some good music. Find a young kid, and dance. Step 2: Boil 6-8 nicely sized chicken breasts. This takes time (let the boobs swim in a gently...
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Rodalena Recipes: Pecan Pie
It’s π Day! I love pie. It’s so much better than cake, mainly because of the gigantic hunks of fruit or nuts, and the miracle of a good crust, which blows gloppy icing or frosting out of the water...
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Rodalena Recipes: Amazing Avodado Dip
I stole this recipe from my sister, but I did so I could share it with all of you, so don’t tell anyone. My sister is one of those people who lives unapologetically. She is the book definition of...
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Rodalena Recipes: Black Bean Salad
I don’t wanna cook. Don’t gimme that look: it’s like a thousand degrees outside. I don’t even wanna eat anything that has been cooked. I want to move into the fridge. There’s a real nice spot in the...
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Rodalena Recipes: Kick-Heiny Green Beans
Sorry about the title, y’all: this ain’t Thug Kitchen. There’s kids runnin’ around here. (Don’t click on that link unless you like your recipes to include lots and lots of Bowling Words. You’ve been...
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Rodalena Reviews: Breaking Bad
(The following review could not be written without some Necessary Bowling Words. If such words offendeth thee, please grabbeth thy Sharpie on a Keyring, and scribble over said Offensive Language as it...
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Rodalena Recipes: Summer Songs and Afternoon Delight
Summer has its own sound track, headlined, of course by Ella’s “Summertime.” That’s The Summer Song, dang it, the American Anthem of Summer. “Well, you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow,Kick...
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